Remember people! One sentence! (And I hope you don't mind my editing just a bit!
Once upon a time, in the icy land of blue lived an angry little teepytam. The angry little teepytam was angry because he wasn't tall enough to reach the sweet humplebumps, that grow on the lovely appleblueseagreen trees.
"What can I do?" the teepytam waffled and bandered. "There's just gotta be a way to get those humplebumps!"
The angry little teepytam toddled to hut, made of caramel, whipped cream and nuts, where old and wise Ticklegiggle Witch lived.
She asked, "What happened, Teepytam? Want a cookie? I'll calm the ocean for you!"
"How can you calm the ocean? I don't have faith in you, and your tricks won't answer. However, I should confess I can trust you more than the priest." (Note: I hope I interpreted that correctly!)
The Ticklegiggle Witch giggled. She said, "Come to the point, or else..."
"Oh...in this story, my personality is nervous, not yours, Ma'am. I'll listen to your instructions. My basic issues are shortness and stormy oceans," answered the Teepytam.
He wondered if he could prepare the caramel before the big ceremony.
The Ticklegiggle Witch sighed, and as she watched the Teepytam leave, she immediately used her spellphone to contact her coven sister, sweet (though somewhat emotional) Onionetta for assistance.