The world is cruel, huh?

But for dreams like that I can wake up every time with a smile on my face (though, later I didn't have a smile on my face when to my mind came it was just the dream...) anyways

Well, I don't remember much of it anymore, but my girlfriend was with me when I woke up from this weird dream, so she could probably recall it better. All I remember is that I had an assignment to recover some documents from a flat that was soon going to be empty. So I went there, opened the door and started to look for the papers when suddenly, upon entering another room, I found two suspicious guys guarding a door. I left that room and found one room where the windows were open and I had a good look on the parking lot underneath. I was on the tenth floor or around that high. I found a couple of huge, I mean, huge sausages, and I thought they might be of use to me later, so I threw them out the window, but they started bouncing around in the parking lot and they crashed a car's window or two. Afraid that I'm going to get caught, I moved to another room rapidly, where I was caught by a half-naked woman around her 40's. She had long, red hair, and she said she knows what kind of documents I'm looking for, and that she can give me the documents in return for some sexual satisfaction. I agreed to the terms and gave her what she wanted. I think I woke up in the middle of this. A strange dream, huh?

I was in some kind of jail - there weren't cells or warders (it wasn't a bad place actually), but somehow I knew it was something like that, maybe some psych dep.
I think somewhere in the beginning there were also some of the Poets (so much for seeing Lift video before going to sleep ).

I was talking to an Atzec guy (don't ask ), but who looked just exactly like a garden gnome ( I said "don't ask", please...). And he was telling me his story. He'd been killed for some human sacrifice ( ). He started telling me that this sacrifice habit was a really awful thing, but then he started saying that well, there were reasons for doing these things (yep, summing it up: a dead Atzec in the shape of a garden gnome was telling me about his culture. I don't know what to think of my subconscious ).

Then when this guy went to talk to... well.. whoever was the person to talk to there, nobody could understand his language, and everybody started freaking out because they had people speaking any language, and it had never happened that they had someone they could not understand.
In some moments it seemed like I wasn't there, but I was watching it like a movie, that's why I could not intervene.

Something else happened in the dream, but I can't remember

I once had a dream, that I was playing Crash Bandicoot 1 and I woke up, when I realised my phone was ringing (my friend was calling 1.00 AM ). And I had Crash Bandicoot's theme as a ringtone back then

this is a weird one. i was dreaming me and some friends were hanging out to a amusement park, and we rode together in a big jet coaster. the ride went really fast and suddenly it entered a cave where the tracks is swirling around the cave. in halfway trough the cave one of my friend suddenly fell off the track and everyone screamed then i woken up. after i could get into sleep again the dream somewhat continue. we are on our way to a hospital where my friend that fell is severely wounded in a weird car made out of lego blocks (WTF!?) then we arrived in the hospital. inside was various of .. weird guys. a guy with curly inside a large drum playing soccer with a boy on the rooftop and a weird dancer playing weird music instrument (like some kind of flute) then i woke up from super arkwardness.

Weird dreams occur rarely to me but when they do they kind of freak me out. Especially because they are vivid and I am aware of that fact. One of those came to me only twice and that was years apart. (The second one was 4 years ago and yet I remember it like it was yesterday) For what ever reason I had wanted to have black sheets hanging above my bed (sorry, I can't describe it better for English is not my mothertongue) and as I was going to sleep this curtain thing seemed to become sentient and came down with the intent to kill. All attempts to fight it were futile and I tried to scream while it was cutting off my air supply. At this point I woke up a slilent scream on my lips and still feeling some of that panic...

As with analyzing dreams... maybe I could try to be of service too, eventhough I just have started on this subject. Birth could definitely be a symbol for a new begin of something. The urge to flee is a technique to avoid something but it would not work for long. Different people, even friends or family, can stand for different parts of onself...

i think the strangest one i have had was that i worked for Dog the bounty hunter (a show in the US) and i was wearing a bullet proof vest and we were trying to get a fugitive out of a house... we were running.. tryin to sneak up on the house... and somehow i shot myself in the thigh...i kept sticking my finger in it .. but it didnt hurt.. i woke up then and still felt the shot on my leg.. reached down and there was a button trapped between my leg and the mattress...

*shakes head*.. lol.

Is dreaming of Marko as the host of television quiz show and Ollie answering his question classify as having weird dreams? It's the ultimate sign of my obsession.

My dreams are almost always weird and otherworldly, except few which actually resemble real life. They are often about my current interest like books or tv series, like when I was watching True Blood I dreamt of wampire Eric in armour and I was sent to kill him - immortal wampire in medieval armour and I Or I dreamt of various battles and adventures in MiddleEarth while reading LOTR for the third time. My mind scares me sometimes but I wish sometimes I would remember more of my dreams. I'm trying to write them down but usually I don't have time to do it in the morning.

My dreams are always weird. About a year ago I dreamt every night for a week about the end of the world. It was different each time and got more scarier every night. One time it was about the sun coming so close to earth that people burned to mummies and I was the only one left. There were also big floods and explosions and.. It was awful, really!

Yesterday I had a dream that was a movie about my whole life and in the end there were scenes of ''what would have happened if..'' It was really strange finding out how everything might have gone. Luckily it's all better the way it is right now ^^

Here's a weird one I had last week.

I don't remember what I was doing before, but there was suddenly something wrong with my left eye. Apparently it was damaged and I needed surgery or something. I went to look in the mirror, and saw that indeed, it was dead and I was blind in that eye. My eyes are normally blue but in the mirror they were brown. The dead one was almost black and wouldn't move.

Then the dream changed slightly. I don't know if I suddenly did have surgery or what, but the next time I looked in the mirror I watched my now blue eye slowly revive itself. The blue of my iris suddenly leaked upwards and stained my eyelid blue. My left eye was then white, empty of color but I could see, so I was happy.

I woke up and realized I had been sleeping with the left side of my face all mushed, so the circulation was a little weird.

Hmm, lately people want to kill me in my dreams

be careful! you know that if you die in your dream then you end up trapped in the limbo and... oh, wait, that was another story ^^

in the dream I had last night I somehow ended up talking to Jack White

Yeah, the another story Once I get a shot in my head and now I live somehow So I don't think I need a totem ^^

Hey, one time, I dreamt I was near a bank when it was being robbed, and got shot accidentally....I got shot in the stomach and thought my spleen would come out although it is higher up.....But I have lots of dreams where I am killed in some fashion, which doesn't surprise me

Hahaha, that was good! And disgusting when you think about that.


I was freezing. With 3 person I have never seen before! We were at my cousin's garden. Later, that 3 person freezed to death and I freezed too. And I woke up...

I had a dream about my own wedding. It was rainy and I had forgotten to put the wedding garter on, and my dress was HUGE.. Weirdest part of the dream was the dream itself - I hate weddings, or I thought I did D: In real life my friend is planning her wedding (no proposial yet, she's just over excited) and has been watching all these wedding related tv shows and magazines..

I shot a bunch of bad dudes but i got shot in the leg when i was running. i had to limp and escape from a bunch of baddies. then someone caught up and executed me. after that i woke up.

i was so confused when i woke up

I've had a lot of strange episodes lately... Let's start with last night and go backwards from there
So, last night when I was just falling asleep, and wasn't actually seeing any dreams yet, I heard a narrative newsman kind of voice saying "Finland is a good city, a few extra euros to Latvia and it could be exactly the same." Then the dream shifted, I was looking at a Sims 3 game (have I played too much?), a male Sim mopping the floor of a huge, round entrance hall that I somehow new to be the house of parliament. And on the right side of my vision these updates kept appearing of the cleaning process, like "Library: done".

I woke up for a while and wrote these on my mobile phone so I would remember them.
Now that I checked the notes, I noticed I've done the same thing once before, probably after a night I had a lot of dreams.
The previous note from some time ago says:
"Prince and I praying, Kate Middleton. Don't worry darling, the worst is over.
Rutkeri is an old Swedish measurement unit, about 300 meters.
You can get a discount if there's something wrong with the product package. You get 4 beers as compensation if the sales person is ugly."
I'm going to tell the rutkeri one cos I remember it the best and in my opinion it's the funniest (because of the word rutkeri, which doesn't even truly mean anything).

I dreamed of reading this muroforum (mostly for computer geeks) where someone had posted a topic "What is a rutkeri?" and the original post said "I'm in Sweden, got a little lost, trying to find Finland border. I asked for directions and a man said it's several rutkeri away. What the heck is a rutkeri?"
He had got replies too. One said "Just drive east and you'll get to the border eventually." and another one said "Rutkeri is an old swedish measurement unit, about 300 meters.".
I had to look up the next day if there's such a thing as rutkeri, but there isn't

While I'm at it, I might as well share a recent POTF dream that I already tweeted a couple of days ago, but maybe everyone doesn't use Twitter, so...
Anyway, I was at a POTF gig (they were really rocking!) that took place in space, but it was a nightclub-ish place with a balcony section. I was at the balcony with a friend (no idea who that person was but in the dream she was a good friend) and redbossfan was there too, a few meters to my right. The stage was a half circle theater type of stage, rather big for a night club stage. There were props, little round planets and stars floating around above the stage. Marko made many huge gravity-defying leaps from one planet or star to another. I don't remember what songs they played, but I sure had fun.

I'm used to my crazy dreams but today some kind of record was broken It was pleasant dream, I went to Finland, ended up in nice, quiet Finnish village, couldn't get even one English sentence completely right, but it wasn't a problem, there were supposed to be some kind of concerts (potf, I hope, cause why else would I be there), some kind Finnish family took me in, so I had a room to stay for a few days, everything was fine. And suddenly, in the middle of this sunny Finnish summer appeared real, heavily breathing Lord Vader in his black cape And it has to be several years since I've watched Star Wars.

After many hours of playing Borderlands with friends, I had a dream I was IN the Borderlands, as the character I've played in our co-op (Mordecai)

I think I had a similar dream, but there weren't any gnomes......

Once I had a dream... I was in Benares, India. It was so realistic that many years afterwards, I still remember every detail of my dream... maybe I was really there...

I had a fun dream last night. There was this "Music Garden", with all kinds of live performances and the audience was able to freely mingle with the performers (but of course not disturb them). It was a lovely, huge lush green garden with an overgrown lawn, a few flowerbeds here and there and the random apple tree.
What I remember of the dream was seeing an interview with Tarja Turunen (she talked about the weirdest things, like her fake hair extensions) and an opera chorus performance (I knew what opera it was from too, but now I can't remember). The chorus was scattered all over the garden, they were dressed up as gold and black peacocks, with these huge fans representing the peacock tails I suppose, and you could just walk around and watch as they walked around slowly and sang.
Later on there was some "audience involvement" thing with old hits, anyone could sing along. There was Go West by Pet Shop Boys and Y.M.C.A. I was walking around with a friend and we took part. Then I woke up.

I have a feeling the garden with peacocks came from Finding Neverland (Sylvia's death scene, when she walks into the Neverland garden) although I haven't watched it for quite a while. And the opera thing from Phantom Of The Opera, which I did watch just a couple of days ago.

Well, at least I didn't dream about work (I often do).

last night I was an archaeologist from the future searching for pretty tea pots and fighting monsters in between searching, also I was a hockey player being tempted to play for the enemy team Tea pots I understand because my friends wants one for Christmas but the hockey part, not so much.

A long string of POTF dreams from the last few days. Or nights, to be precise.

1. Drove to a grocery store parking lot very early morning when the store wasn't even open yet. POTF (Marko, Olli and Captain) were giving an acoustic gig there, to only a handful of fans. I stayed in the car, quite bit of distance away and watched them finish the last song and run into their bus with their instruments. The fans followed them, but couldn't get autographs. The dream continued with me driving elsewhere and a bunch of things happened but that's another story.

2. A Nightwish gig at some club had just ended, and I was told I was supposed to play the guitar for POTF at one of their gigs a few days from there. Can't play guitar, so I managed to get Jaska to give me a lesson. He showed me some basic things which I probably didn't pick up very well and when I asked him to teach me some more, he said he couldn't, he had to go to work. He said that Olli and Einari could help me if I needed something and I should call them. Before I could tell Jaska that I didn't have their phone numbers, he had vanished somehow.

3. Can't really remember well, but it was something about the Forum and POTF_Admin. I think I was trying to get him to give me Admin rights as well or something.

4. POTF wanted to renew their website and wanted me to write the content, which they would dictate to me. Only that they couldn't agree on anything they wanted written, so I just kept writing and erasing, writing something else and erasing...

5. I was at some POTF gig with redbossfan, we were at front row but everyone else that had come to see them were little kids. Felt a bit weird. Then there was supposed to be another gig the next morning, but I missed it because I didn't wake up in time. I tried to text redbossfan, but she didn't reply.

I've had a lot of other dreams too, all of them weird (my Twitter followers know about the Poland one involving Wlodi, his sister and traditional Polish underwear that look like PJs...), probably would take forever to share them all so you're going to have to settle for the POTF ones.

Should I be worried that I always appear in your dreams?

I like the "new website content" one. I can imagine...

Always...? I don't know, should you? I think I've had dozens of gig dreams of POTF over the years, not to mention all my other dreams, and so far you've appeared in only 3 of the POTF ones and in none of those others.
I don't think you have to be worried until you appear in one of my non-POTF crazy dreams, so you can just put your mind at ease. For now.

Really? 3 only? I had the feeling I was in most of your POTF dreams. Ah the relief I feel now. I'm happy I get to visit gigs with you there, especially the really cool ones.