Here it is! A brand new fresh n' juicy yummy thingy we call a topic!

Here you are allowed to speculate everything you find worth suspicion! What if U could not do that and what if you could?! Make up your own conspiracy theory or share another one made up by someone else! If you have no clue what the F****** I'm talking about help yourself by checking out some cool stuff recently discussed on the "Question to God" topic!

So, let's start this! Since this is the official POTF forum, I'm just gonna quote them:

The bigger the lies
The more they want to believe them

Appropriate, eh? Now who will be the first?

What if we are all here in someone elses' dream? We don't really exist. We will no longer exist when the person wakes up. If the person never wakes up we go on forever.

What if every living human being was to disappear from Earth?

What if aliens came to visit and they were friendly and didn't try to suck us up into their spaceships or stomp us or stuff like that?

That's been keeping me thinking for a longer period some time ago, but from a 'Matrix' point of view (yeah, might sound nerdy). Biologically it would be possible to be dominated by machines, since our brain works with electrical signals too that make us experience/realize our environment. What if it would be nothing but a bunch of bits and bytes that make me want to post here?

Exactly! See that is what I am saying!!

What if writing this particular post wasn't the right thing to do? What if I get sucked into a black hole when I've written this my hundredth post? I can already feel the wind. Maybe you all with more than one hundred posts are locked in an underground prison and are told to write here every once in a while? Admin is whipping you and Poets are sitting on their thrones getting inspiration from your torture.

You guys are always welcoming every newbie here on The Welcome Topic. It is an order which you have to follow or Poets will stop playing their music, which they do in order to keep you guys working happily. If you tell the truth you will be punished. And what is the motive? To become the rulers of the world. That by the way is somehow said in Psychosis:

I think I'm gonna start my own religion
Seems to be the recipe for a new sensation
Think it's gonna make a trendy revolution
Quite the contribution to the unnatural selection

Anyway, here goes... Submit!

Submit? Oooo! Are there prizes involved? Like a contest? Tell me about the prizes and don't say "bragging rights" or "being right" or "getting my point across" cause I can do that anywhere!
Ok so you can tell me about the prizes later ok?

Well chances are 99.9999999999% you won't ever get sucked into a Black Hole since even though they exist, they would be in the universe and a very very long way from our solar system........but if you have a way to traipse around the universe let us know man! I mean you shouldn't keep these things secret!

So you are most probably still on Earth so the worst that can happen is you can die; but do try to prevent that at all costs!

I can assure you that I, myself, (I speak for no one else here) am most definitely not locked in a prison somewhere with mean guards the the band watching them whip me (you know since I am a girl that is rather a weird sex-like music video or something ) cause if I was I wouldn't be leaving to fly the friendly skies on Monday and plan all the bs I have to right now trust me! I have more of a chance of getting sucked into a Black Hole than you do!

I have no idea what your last paragraph was about! But it sounds funny!

This is my fave stanza from Psychosis and it reminds me of The Joker in Batman:

Well it's a different man in your face
And so out of place
That you can see anything there that you wish
Kiss my bliss
It's like I'm a welcoming freakshow doormat
Held in awe while growing fat in the head
This is where we all should see red
A big fat wet slab of red

Not to mention your quote of Psychosis Fits real well in my scenario!

Oh hell did I get off topic? Nor sure...........

What if those who are thought to be "sane" are really the abnormal ones and those thought to be "insane" are the the normal ones?

What if I decided to do whatever I wanted, even if it meant not helping those who counted on me or needed my help? What if I formed a large group of people who decided to follow me in my resistance? What if more and more people started to think the same way till the group was growing by the millions?

What if the moon were to suddenly disappear?

What if I am the one who want to take over the world? Ha ha ha ha! Yeah!

This topic reminds me of Alan Wake in that show, Night Springs.

On topic... I always think, what if the sun just shuts down and it gets pitch black and a major blackout happens?

Dreams do not disappear when we are awake, we just travel to their dimension when we are asleep, so if we are someone else dream, means that we have the pleasure to meet this dreaming person every time he/she falls asleep, but my point of view is that we are not someone's else dream, but we are everybody's dream, we are dreaming each other...

I'm back from the underground prison! Or at least I think so... It might've been just a dream...
Am I still in that prison? Or was it a dream within a dream??
Not so sure about the prizes... I might find some interesting stuff at my home these days, who knows... But somehow I feel calmer and more relaxed and... emptier than before...... The prizes! No, nothing here, nothing there but I'll keep looking!

What if it is the right thing to do to go off-topic at this topic? I don't mind but our dear Admin could turn up the gear for that, who knows..... This could be the ultimate garbage topic where to throw everything even immature or stupid stuff you come up with!

Thank you ALL for your replies! This could actually work as a topic, unless....................................................................................................

Jason Derulo - What If

What if someone really likes that song? I just listened to it and I didn't......

What if we would change the names of things? If the word for "chair" was "clock" will you sit on the clock then?

stupid one - I know... LOL

@VesQ

I was thinking the same about "off topic"! Since everything is "what if" then is there an absolute topic? Not sure!

Oh c'mon! That song wasn't awful. I mean he has a good voice and all.

@Danny was pretty clever in finding it unles..........what if he already knew about it in the off-chance you were going to start this thread???


@Sire That's funny!


Ok so what if we are all sitting here typing these "what ifs" and things around us are happening which we could be missing out on?

Or what if it was better not to be a part of what is going on around us so it is better we are typing here?

Hey wait! @VesQ! Are you saying we are immature for coming up with "what ifs"? Well you are wrong actually! Philosophy is made up of a bunch of "what ifs"! Well what if you don't care about philosophy?

And if you don't like this thread you started why do you come back and play on it?? What if it's fun?

Just a couple of "what ifs"!

Ok now tell me about the prizes!!! There must be prizes!!

No. I am saying that it is okay to say anything even stupid or immature because this is the "what if" topic. Or what if you are crazy for not understanding me... It is fun! That is exactly why I started this! I am still looking for them as I said earlier. They are nowhere to be found. Damn! Did you get a prize at 100 posts? What if I'm the only one ever to get prizes? Well, still no prizes! What did I do or didn't do? No prizes! Man that sucks!

What if aliens don't look like humans as they do in many science fiction films? What if Santa Claus is Osama in disguise? What if that teddybear in the corner suddenly comes alive and stabs me? Aaaaarrrrggghhhh! I shouldn't have said that! Take that, teddy! No more coffee for you fluffy fat-abs! Go to your winter sleeps, moron teddy! Wait a minute! Why did I write down the things I was saying to my teddy? What if I'm the moron here? Oh dear, now he woke up again! And all the other teddies are with him! Now I must stop writing and kick the butts of those bears. Ciao!

Oh yeah! I'm done with the murderer teddies! Whew, that was close! You should've seen me making these old-school ninja moves! When kicking my enemies I came to think of this: What if the candyman cannot? That would also suck dust more effectively than a freaking vacuum cleaner!

Yeah I listened to it again and it was OK... Ironic still, I thought his voice was the worst thing of the song.

What if you are tone deaf??


I won't go on about all the other stuff you said to me before since I have a mess of stuff to say back you but when you say:

What if that teddybear in the corner suddenly comes alive and stabs me? Aaaaarrrrggghhhh! I shouldn't have said that! Take that, teddy! No more coffee for you fluffy fat-abs! Go to your winter sleeps, moron teddy! Wait a minute! Why did I write down the things I was saying to my teddy? What if I'm the moron here? Oh dear, now he woke up again! And all the other teddies are with him! Now I must stop writing and kick the butts of those bears. Ciao!

Then I get See cause I have Teddy Bears and I don't like to hear bad things about Teddies!!!! Ok? That was pure evil!!!

Ok I shall address you other things later, like calling me crazy when it is clear I am...duh....I mean I am here playing with you!

We shall talk prizes later since I think there should always be prizes!

It wasn't my fault. They attacked me first... I had to defend myself.....

OMG! You are such a cry baby! "Oh those little fluffy teddy bears hurt me and I had to rip all their heads off cause they were gonna hurt me some more with their cute fluffiness"!

I am going to make that into a poem tomorrow!

Now about all the other stuff you said.......oh who cares! Dang it's too late and I am too tired!

Except this: Yes, I am indeed crazy to be posting to you on here!

(Killer Teddy bears.......OMG! What a weirdo! )

My house is full of both...killer teddy bears and weirdos. I've learned to fear that which is considered normal.

But then, what is "normal?"

So many of you have killer teddy bears! I made sure I got nice fluffy ones who love me! Next time maybe you guys should try to get some of those!

Yes there are weirdos around me constantly. I am around me constantly so that counts.

As far as what is normal......well by society's definition I wouldn't pass so I guess weirdo would apply to me .

In my house the only weirdo is me, I am the master and undiscussed keeper of such term in the household, for the fluffiness hmm, my rabbit (a real one in bones, skin and AUCH! vicious teeth)...the rest is VICTIMS