Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up and no place to go.

Here are some more:
http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Headstone#Inscriptions

As a Lost freak, one of these might be quite natural for me:

"I was the sacrifice the island demanded"

"4 8 15 16 23 42"

"Namaste, and good luck!"

"All we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us"

"I've done everything you wanted me to do, so why did you do this to me?"

"See you in another life, brother!"

this one is pretty cool

What said one snowman to the other?

"There's no business like snow business."

(Sorry, I couldn't resist. Please continue.)

Heres a good one X]
"I need to stretch"

Wrong.
The right answer is: "Smells like carrots."

Okay, you win.

That´s definately going to be on my tombstone!

"My family went to the undertaker, and all they got me was this horrible stone and a lousy casket..."

'Give us all a taste of your miracle'

Sorry if this doesn't quite fit, but reading the name of the thread made me immediately think of a sketch by the comedy group "Elephant Larry" so here we go:

What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?

Mine would say something sarcastic like "Don't ya have anything better to do?"

another could be:

11111111111111111111111111111 ..----_
"Don't fear the reaper" 1111111 /.---.._ /
1111111111111111111111111111111111 /
111111111111111111111111111111111 /
11111111111111111111111111111111 /
1111111111111111111111111111111/


"Death came sweeping trought the hallway"

"Here don't lies John Crawford"

all BOC quotes

Mine would be

"Finally the population was under control."

Probably something like:

"Vandalize this tombstone, and I'll haunt the hell out of you."

Dying to Live

or

Rewind,I wanna go it again

"</life>"

Quite a funny topic

I'd like the next line:
"Go away, you are blocking my view"

I May Be Going To Hell But I Will See Plenty Of You There!

Mine : & Now i can Fly.....I'm flying

LOL!

This is kind of off-topic, but it's hilarious:
HELL EXPLAINED BY CHEMISTRY STUDENT

The following is an actual question given on a
University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The
answer by one student was so "profound" that the
professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet,
which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of
enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats
when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is
changing in time.
So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving
into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I
think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are
leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a
member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since
there is more than one of these religions and since
people do not belong to more than one religion, we can
project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in
Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the
volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate
at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and
pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks
loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the
increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day
in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account
the fact that I slept with her last night, then number
two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is
exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has
frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any
more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only
Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being
which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
"Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"


I didn't write this, obviously, but my friend showed me on facebook and I thought it was just hilarious.

Goofy ones first:

1. "IT'S OVER 9000!"
2. I lost the game.
3. Quit stepping on me!
4. Proud resident of the Home for Infinite Losers (Dragonball Z reference)
5. I only lived twice...so what happened to my third life?
6. Darwin Award Winner
7. "It's a TRAP!"
8. Blue screen
9. Proof that Red Bull gives you wings.
10. This sucks. There's no calculus in Hell.

Serious ones:

1. Live and let die.

2. Death, be not proud, though some have called thee
Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so ;
For those, whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow,
Die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,
Much pleasure, then from thee much more must flow,
And soonest our best men with thee do go,
Rest of their bones, and soul's delivery.
Thou'rt slave to Fate, chance, kings, and desperate men,
And dost with poison, war, and sickness dwell,
And poppy, or charms can make us sleep as well,
And better than thy stroke ; why swell'st thou then ?
One short sleep past, we wake eternally,
And Death shall be no more ; Death, thou shalt die.

3. I can hear the universe.
4. The force is still strong in this one.

5. Sleep, sugar, let your dreams flood in,
Like waves of sweet fire, you're safe within
Sleep, sweetie, let your floods come rushing in,
And carry you over to a new morning

6. A new light is warm
Shining down on you after the storm
Don't mourn what is gone
Greet the dawn, and I will be standing by your side
Together we'll face the burning tide

7. I sold my soul to dream you wide awake.

On the fairest time of June
You may go, with sun or moon,
Or the seven stars to light you,
Or the polar ray to right you


by John Keats

for some time now I think that this would be it, but I allow myself to keep the reasons for myself

@Iv

That is a lovely one!



Strange how I don't look for the lovely ones.........I just assume I am going to hell

Oh no, they wouldn't like you there.

Keats is a good one. Some things from Burns would be on my list of tombstone messages, but I'd probably stick with John Donne as far as poetry goes.

@Ivireanu

They already know me there and can't wait to see
me