Stupidest Lyrics Ever

DMC · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 00:28

I'll Start:

Christina Agguailare - Candyman - Sweet Talking Sugar-coated candyman.

I'm male and i'd like to kiss HIM.

MelesMeles · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 09:33

Most of the songs from Bloodhound Gang have extremely stupid/sarcastic/"I'd say brilliant" lyrics. Your opinion may vary.

MelancholiaOfDawn · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 10:28

i always just understand the half of the bloodhound gang lyrics
but they're fun - and they want it that way
so i would never say they're bad

bad are songs like "stars are blind" from paris or these silly "dadidadidadada"-summer-hits :evil:

or these techno-music
they always use words like "freedom, eternity, dance, move, tonight...."

Kohuke · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 14:00

I have to agree with you! They're totally idiotic, i can't stand those songs. Especially i hate that techno music :roll:

Danny · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 18:13

Mutya Buena - Real Girl
I never pretend to be something I'm not
You get what you see, when you see what I've got
We live in the real world, I'm just a real girl
I know exactly where I stand

HA HA Hahahahaaha BS.YouknowI'mjustjealous

Chat Noir · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 19:04

Every time I turn around the boys fighting over me
Every time I step out the house they want to fight over me
Maybe cuz im hot to death and I'm so so so sexy
All the boyz all the silly boyz they want to fight over me
(Paris Hilton: Fighting over me)

:roll:

Me speechless. And jealous

Angelia · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 19:45

Aqua - Barbie Girl

- Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
- Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!

I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on, Barbie, let's go party

I'm a blonde single girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky

The Absolution · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 19:46

MelesMeles · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 20:05

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever

:shock:

beccali · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 20:31

MelesMeles wrote:

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever

:shock:

LOL

Chat Noir · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 20:35

"If I was a sculptor But then again, no"
"I would do anything for love But I won't do that" :lol:

OMG, I just love these I'm-not-saying-that-I-don't-trust-you-and-I'm-not-saying-that-I-do-but-I-don't phrases!

SAREK · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 20:47

MelesMeles wrote:

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever

:shock:

That list was the über shit, seems to be made by some grammar-nazis and "we-know-everything-much-better-people". Honestly *Shakes head* :roll:

@Chat Noir
And Meat Loaf is saying he would do anything to be loved but he would never hurt the girl he is singing about. i dunno what is so stupid about that.

MelancholiaOfDawn · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 20:49

Quote:

"Leaving was never

my proud"

--R.E.M.'s 'Leaving New York'

Sorry, Michael, but we scoured all of our reference books, and "proud" just doesn't wash as a noun. Lions do live in prides, but we don't see the relevance.

Quote:

"There were plants

And birds

And rocks

And things"

--America's 'Horse With No Name'

Like in New York, nouns are scarce in the desert, and apparently our poor soft rockers simply ran out of them. Too bad they didn't consult Michael Stipe: "There were plants and birds and rocks and prouds."

i'm laughing my ass off :lol:

Chat Noir · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 21:41

SAREK:
@Chat Noir
And Meat Loaf is saying he would do anything to be loved but he would never hurt the girl he is singing about. i dunno what is so stupid about that.[/quote]

Yeah, I know, when you separate a few lines from the whole it gets all twisted. Shouldn't do that, but sometimes you just want to act the fool a little :oops:

Am Shaedan · **Posted:** 20 Jul 2007, 23:02

SAREK wrote:

MelesMeles wrote:

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever

:shock:

That list was the über shit, seems to be made by some grammar-nazis and "we-know-everything-much-better-people". Honestly *Shakes head* :roll:

Nothing is going to change the fact that those were pure and utter crap. Naturally there were few exeptions, which were not good, but not that bad either. But my god what a horrible, horrible poetry overall.

Nevertheless. I've seen much worse. You can pretty much google "80's pop hits", pick three songs at random, chances are that atleast one of them are worse than everything in that list combined.

nuhr · **Posted:** 21 Jul 2007, 00:23

Siobhan Donaghy - Ghosts

Full mug my friends certainly familiar
Ah, hear that glitch say search the orbs

Tree-ann said it his seize the circus
Ram's wool that cause way a cricus

Full mug my friends certainly familiar
Warmy funny Anna say say maluska

Sworn under an oath to war
Sworn under an oath to war

Phwoar so spirit smother me in
Ah, hear that glitch fought and ought

Fuel full fat her glass of milk
Warm sitting here, sitting in bed

Sworn under an oath to war
Sworn under an oath to war
Sworn under an oath to war

:roll:

Donna · **Joined:** 28 Aug 2004, 08:12 **Posts:** 1229

MelancholiaOfDawn wrote:

bad are songs like "stars are blind" from paris or these silly "dadidadidadada"-summer-hits :evil:

ELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH EH

MelancholiaOfDawn wrote:

or these techno-music
they always use words like "freedom, eternity, dance, move, tonight...."

I've always thought it'd be awesome if someone made a techno song that goes "Upstairs, downstairs, upstairs, downstairs..." on and on for hours, haha.

And there's this song that goes "I'm a bike thief... I'm a bike thief..."
It's quite catchy, actually.

Phileas · **Posted:** 21 Jul 2007, 09:53

Fly, Robin, Fly. Up, up to the sky

Kohuke · **Posted:** 21 Jul 2007, 12:07

MelesMeles wrote:

The 20 Worst Lyrics Ever

:shock:

"I love you like

A fat kid loves cake"

--50 Cent's '21 Questions'

:D:D Who comes up with shit like that?

Yeah, i know 50 cent

MelancholiaOfDawn · **Posted:** 21 Jul 2007, 12:50

for the germans:

watch and listen

naira · **Posted:** 21 Jul 2007, 15:32

Another...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sduiOriFflE

Then again, this is almost funny... hehe.

Diana · **Posted:** 24 Jul 2007, 23:27

Aaron Carter - Cowgirl (Lil' Mama)

Yipee-ki-yo-yippe-yay
Lil Momma
Yipee-ki-yo-yippe-yay
Lil Momma
Yipee-ki-yo-yippe-yay
I met myself a cowgirl
Whacha want, put me on

Donna · **Joined:** 28 Aug 2004, 08:12 **Posts:** 1229

Aaron Carter is dumb by default

MY LIP GLOSS IS POPPIN'
MY LIP GLOSS IS COOL!

~ Lil Mama ~

Absolute_Girl · **Posted:** 27 Jul 2007, 20:43

DMC wrote:

I'm male and i'd like to kiss HIM.

o_o I'm female, almost gay, and I still would not want to KISS Ville Valo... :shock:

Donna · **Joined:** 28 Aug 2004, 08:12 **Posts:** 1229

Absolute_Girl wrote:

o_o I'm female, almost gay, and I still would not want to KISS Ville Valo... :shock:

I wouldn't touch the guy with a ten foot pole, leave alone kiss him o,O;;

StormRoseSky2 · **Posted:** 28 Jul 2007, 06:26

hahahaha

Thanks for the laugh tonight.

Kohuke · **Posted:** 28 Jul 2007, 11:23

This is why I’m hot(x2)
This is why(x2) uh
This is why I’m hot (uh)
This is why I’m hot(x2) whoo
This is why(x2)
This is why I’m hot

Mims - This is why i'm hot

mischka32 · **Posted:** 28 Jul 2007, 17:52

I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan....

Donna wrote:

ELLA ELLA ELLA EH EH EH

Chat Noir · **Posted:** 28 Jul 2007, 18:02

Kohuke wrote:

Mims - This is why i'm hot

Somehow this reminds me of my late teacher: "... and let me say this once again: avoid repetition"

Satu · **Posted:** 30 Jul 2007, 15:42

Who's that girl?
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Eve's that girl
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Who's that girl?
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)
Eve's that girl
(La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la)

Eve - Who's that girl

Why bother writing lyrics when you can just sing la la la la... :roll:

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